After nearly a six month total absence from blogging, I can't believe that my re-entry into the medium will be as ridiculous as it is.

Well, it is me, after all. Okay. Yes, I can.

Here goes.( Read more...Let's explore insane joggers with audiobooks. )

Sometimes, I don't even know where to begin.

I'll start with the fact that I bought an app for my iPhone a few weeks ago entitled, "Zombies, Run." This is one of the myriad of examples (like my long forgotten Tae Bo videotapes, Callanetics and my latest, the still in use Kinect Zumba game) of me trying just about anything to keep me motivated to get ( Read more... )

I've not done the research on that, by the way, whether or not French women get fat. I find it impossible to believe that there aren't fat French women, and if not, I'm totally disheartened by the fact that I'm American and thus chubby by nationality ( Read more... )

For the first nine days of 2012, I thumbed my nose at the clean slate. Screw you, fresh start. Bite me, resolutions. I'm not down. I'm not on board. I'm not gonna and no one, NO ONE, can make me ( Read more... )

★ I worry about myself ( Read more... )

*warning for carrie!swears and abused parentheses ( Read more... )

You're the ___________ to my __________.

Comment here with your username, and I will comment that you are the (insert character's name here) to my(insert another character's name here)-- this may include but is not limited to books, tv shows, movies or even real people.

It's pretty easy. ♥ GO MEMESHEEP.

( And here's the cut, wherein I discuss spelling, crawfishes, my kids and the lack therof, hideous rock chips, furniture, the Supernatural Car, my gigantic ass and rehearsals. Feel free to skip it. )

I’ve really never made resolutions before, thinking that they were lame-o, and if you really wanted to do something, it wouldn’t hinge on a date.  Upon further consideration, I’ve decided that as I get older, the New Year signifies a fresh start, where new and better things will happen, and as I have a clean slate to start from, as it were, I will ( Read more... )